Random Quiz Show
*theatrical music plays and the crowd applauses as the host steps onto the stage
Roland: “Welcome folks, I am your host Roland Hayes and this is the Random Questions Show.”
*crowd applauses*
Roland: “Now lets introduce our first contestant Alex Richardson. He will have the chance to win 1 million dollars. come on out Alex.”
*Alex steps out from the door way to the left of the stage and the crowd applauses*
Roland: “How are you doing today Alex?”
Alex: “I fine, ready to win some money”
Roland: “ So I guess you already know the rules to the game then don’t you...”
Alex: “Well it won’t hurt to remind me”
Roland: “Right, well the rules are simple. You will be asked up to twelve fact based questions, some will be multiple answers. If you answer ten of them right you will get a chance to answer the million dollar question.”
Alex: “Well that sounds simple enough.”
Roland: “It does, but here’s the catch… Gerald, Sam, Steve, you can all come out now…”
*Sam, Gerald, and Steve step out from the entrance and the crowd applauses*
Roland: “ Do you know who these people are Alex?”
Alex: “Ugh, no…”
Roland: “They are all your enemies, they are the only thing that can possibly stop you from winning the 1 million dollars. You will have to convince them that your answer is right. if you fail to do this three times you will leave with nothing. At any point in the game you can drop out with the money you’ve earned. ”
Alex: “Ooh, that doesn’t sound good… I hate you all until I win.”
Roland: *chuckles* “Samantha is a kinder-garden school teacher. Could you tell us a bit about your self?”
Sam: “Well I went to the University of Berkeley, my major was in language skills and history. But I ended up teaching kids just because I love them so much. I have two kids, one is going to Harvard law school, and the other is in the 7th grade.”
Roland: “Okay, so Gerald what do you do for a living?”
Gerry: “I am a chemistry professor at USC”
Roland: “Okay. Anything else interesting Gerald?”
Gerry: “Not really, but you can just call me Gerry.”
Roland: *chuckles* “Right, thank you Gerry. So Steve, I’ve heard you were a chemistry major yourself…”
Steve: “Yes…. Yes I was. And now I work at MIT as an engineer. But some times I wish I had stayed and there and continued something in music…”
Roland: “Alright, now then I guess we should get on with the rest of our show. Will you four please take your places behind the podiums over there.”
*Roland points and the four of them walk to the podiums*
Roland: “Alex, are you ready for the first question?”
Alex: “Yes, I believe so.”
Roland: “Now for the first question… by the way these questions aren’t supposed to make sense, if two trains both fell off the edge of a cliff, one going 30 miles per hour and the other going 80 miles per hour, witch train would hit the ground first? You may write your answers now.”
*about 30 seconds go by until they all finish*
Roland: “Can we please see the answers on the screen…”
*the answers appear on the screen, Gerry, Sam, and Steve’s answers first, then Alexs next to them*
Roland: “Alex’s answer is ‘they will both hit the ground at the same time’. Steve, Gerry, and Sam all agree. Okay, that wasn’t so bad. Of course that question was very easy. But it has earned you 1000 dollars”
*crowd applauses*
Alex: *sighs* “Alright, I’m ready for the next question…”
Roland: “Question two, it is the year 2043. scientists have come up with a way to genetically mutate pigs so they can fly. The flying pigs project turns out fine, but they can’t decide weather to give them goggles or not. Do you think flying pigs would need goggles? Please write out your answers.”
*Alex has a confused look as he writes out his answer*
Roland: “Can we see the answers please.”
*answers appear on the screen*
Roland: “Alex, you answered no?”
Alex: “Yes, is that wrong or something?”
Roland: “I don’t know. But it looks like Steve thinks it is.” *Roland walks towards Steve’s podium* “why do you think Alex is wrong?”
Steve: “Well I’m sure that in the future by then if they can mutate pigs to fly, they’d have enough care to give them some kind of eye protection.”
Roland: “you really think humans are going to be that kind to animals in 40 years? if that happens I’ll probably cut bacon out of my diet by the time I’m 60…”
*crowd laughs*
Roland: “Alex, you should probably try convincing Steve he’s wrong”
Alex: “Steve, you’re wrong. In 40 years pig meat is going to double its production line…that means plenty of bacon for breakfast in the morning”
*crowd laughs*
Steve: “No, YOUR WRONG!!! If piggies didn’t have goggles when flying their eyes could get seriously. What if a pebble flew in their eyes, or it was raining extremely hard. We don’t even know how fast they’ll be going!”
Alex: “But who cares about pigs, or any animal, that much. By the year 2047 pigs will become an endangered species.”
Steve: “No No No! YOU’RE WRONG, I’m right. that’s how it’s supposed to be!!!
*Steve begins to flail his arms and cry like a baby*
Sam: “It’s okay Steve. Your right, it’s okay…”
Steve: “No!! It’s not okay!!! If he doesn’t believe me, he’ll kill ALL of the little piggies!!!
Alex: “Dude, stop freaking out. Your over-reacting.” *Alex looks at Roland worriedly* “Is he supposed to be acting like that? Am I being punked or something?”
*Steve starts to crawl all over the podium screaming like a four year old*
Sam: “Oh my, God! Steve!! Get off the podium!!! None of my kids ever acted like this!!!”
Gerry: “Steve, what the heck are you doing!!!”
*Steve accidentally kicks Sam in the face and she falls to the floor*
Gerry: “Sam, Sam are you alright? God Steve!!! You just knocked out Samantha!!!”
Alex: “Oh my god! Oh my god, is any one going to do anything about this?”
*Gerry tries to pull Steve off the podium and gets elbowed in the stomach*
Alex: “Roland? Aren’t you supposed to call security or something?”
*Roland is flirting with some chick in the audience*
Alex: “Roland! Hey! You have to do something about this man!!! This guys going insane!!!”
Roland: “Hey pal, wait your turn. Can’t you see I’m busy here?”
Alex: “But you gotta do something!!!”
Roland: “Oops, I’m sorry that’s the wrong answer. But your welcome to try again…”
*Steve knocks down one of the podiums and begins pounding on it.*
Alex: “Are you crazy? There’s a freakin’ maniac in here and he’s tearing every thing up!”
Roland: “Ooh, your not doing very well at this game show are you?”
Alex: “But there’s an insane man in here!”
Roland: “Oh, you were so close to winning nothing… please come back next time to play again. Good by.”
Alex: “That’s, that’s it. I am calling the cops…”
*Alex pulls out a cell phone and begins punching in the 911 keys.*
Police: “911, what is your emergency…”
Alex: “Hello, I’m at this new game… Whoa!!!
*Steve tackles Alex and pulls him to the ground*
Alex: “AAAGH!! Get him off of me!!! Get him off!!!”
*Alex rolls over and throws Steve to the side as Alex gets up*
Alex: “You are insane!!!”
*Steve begins to laugh*
Steve: *chuckling* “I can’t believe you fell for it…”
Alex: “What the heck are you talking about?”
*Roland walks down the steps from the audience while laughing with the girl he was flirting with*
Roland: “Congratulations, you managed to get yourself caught on the new reality T.V. show: “Tricked!”
Alex: “What? What’s going on?
Roland: “This is a new T.V. show where we get to pick random citizens like you off the street, and then humiliate them on national Television”
Alex: “But I just saw Steve completely loose his mind!! He almost killed Sam!
Roland: “Sam, Gerald, and Steve are all actors. They were paid to act like that.”
Alex: “You mean this was all fake?”
Roland: “Yup. Every last bit of it.”
Alex: “Then how do I know your name is Roland?”
Roland: “Don’t be stupid… now wave to the camera!”
On this page, you can:
Start your own free art collection. Sign up here!DownloadSee more of this artist:Nortemus's ProfileNortemus's Gallery
©2008-2009 ~Nortemus
Author's Comments
i wrote this awhile ago...
don't know what i was thinking at the time... |
Details
April 24, 2008
9.7 KB Statistics
0
0 53 (0 today) 7 (0 today) |
Report a Policy Violation
Site Map
Community News5272 Wacom: Bring Your Vision to Life - Dreams Contest$Moonbeam13
 reports, 1d 2h agoDeviantART and Wacom are proud to present the second Intuos4 "Bring Your Vision To Life" contest! Open to all artists all over the world, we challenge you to show us your dreams and aspirations for the future. Get drawing! 897 Love Unites Print Remix Contest w/ Shepard Fairey$gzobel
 reports, 19h 58m agoDeviantART has partnered with FAIR to help promote equality through The Love Unites Shepard Fairey Equality Project. We're asking deviants to align themselves with this cause and have their work judged by Shepard Fairey himself! 77 Daily Literature Deviations- November 13, 2009=DailyLitDeviations
 reports, 1d 14h agoDaily Literature Deviations is a group that is dedicated to bringing literature to the forefront of the deviantArt community. We attempt to accomplish this by daily featuring Literature artists from around the community that deserve the recognition, but are not getting it. Each day we will feature 5 deviations from the Literature categories in a News Article. In order to support the artists that we feature, we ask that you  the news article as well as check out the individual pieces. We understand that each day you may not be able to check out each and every one of the pieces, everyone has their own things going on. We just ask that you make an attempt to help support the growing Literature community.53 Daily Literature Deviations - November 14, 2009=DailyLitDeviations
reports, 13h 2m agoDaily Literature Deviations is a group that is dedicated to bringing literature to the forefront of the deviantArt community. We attempt to accomplish this by daily featuring Literature artists from around the community that deserve the recognition, but are not getting it. Each day we will feature 5 deviations from the Literature categories in a News Article. In order to support the artists that we feature, we ask that you the news article as well as check out the individual pieces. We understand that each day you may not be able to check out each and every one of the pieces, everyone has their own things going on. We just ask that you make an attempt to help support the growing Literature community.50 Stock From October and info.^Hanratty-Stock
 reports, 1d 1h agoA (delayed) look back on October's stock and exciting events. Better late than pregnant! |
PollHaters... |
deviantART Loves You
Deviously serving the art and skin community for 3,386 days.
Only 266 days until our tenth birthday!
|
Deviousness
The Deviousness Award is an accolade which is traditionally handed out on the 1st of every month to one trully outstanding deviant. `Cyantre is one of the most helpful deviants within our community. With a positive attitude and a resourceful mind, you can always find him providing support and encouragement to those in need. Always looking for ways in which he can get more involved in our community, John's positive presence is to be aspired to. A well respected poet, John is a must-have on your deviantWATCH to make sure that you don't miss out on your dose of community inspiration. It's with great pleasure that the Deviousness Award for November 2009 goes to... Read More
|
Follow us on Twitter
Become a fan on Facebook
©2009 deviantART. All rights reserved
Comments